I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal – it’s also the reason they hate birds. – K.C. Buffington

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. – Pam Brown

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? – Montaigne